The German Team Tournament: Medieval Pool in Germany 2024
Medieval German vs Samurai
Game 1 Medieval German vs Samurai
Game 2 Medieval German vs WOTR English
Game 3 Medieval German vs Hungarian
Game 4 Medieval German vs Sahelian Empire
Game 5 Medieval German vs Flemish Low Countries
After proving that the German railway system was entirely tilted against us, with the only train of the day to be cancelled being the one we needed to get to the venue, we all hopped on a bus to take a scenic tour round the suburbs along the Rhine between our Air BnB in Koblenz and the venue in Braubach to start the weekend's gaming
As has been previously trailed, I had picked Medieval German because, well, I was coming to Germany and its an army I haven't used before. Oh, and I own a model of a gnome with a WW1 German helmet, throwing miniature beer steins at the enemy. With those criteria, whether the army list I managed to cobble together was good or bad all instantly became somewhat of an irrelevance to be honest
The first game for the Germans would see the KaiserGnome and his army taking on the Samurai!
The lists for the Medieval German and Samurai from this game, as well as all the other lists from the games at Germany can be seen here in the ADLG Wiki.
This was not too bad a matchup in some ways for the Germans, as I had specifically chosen to field an unusual list with 3 Free Canton Medium spearmen.
My thinking was that most "Medieval" armies have almost no serious rough terrain troops, so the three usually-looked-down-upon spearmen could be a decent force to dominate terrain and chase down enemy archers - which the Samurai would probably major on anyway
OK, a centre of Mediocre pikemen were pretty much the worst troops to take on any Samurai Katana-using warriors, but I also had a fair few knights too so I should have the tools in the toolbox to put up a decent fight.
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On one of the historic "15mm sized 6th Edition" boards of the German players, the Medieval German army took to its homeland like a Teutonic duck to an icy lake.
Mindful of the possibility of 2HW-waving Samurai the Germans mixed up their knights and pikemen, holding the right flank with a War Wagon stuffed with crossbowmen and hiding the Free canton spearmen in a bit of terrain on the left
ADLG hint - Troops with 2HW are a Pikeman's nemesis in ADLG, as they have a special ability of adding +1 to their factors if they end up on a tied score against Pikemen or spearmen.
Throw in the fact my Pikemen were mediocre, so deduct 1 from any dice roll of 4, 5 or 6, and the Samurai may well be Elite so adding 1 to scores of 1, 2 or 3 and the odds of a katana slicing up a Germanic stick-waver are fairly high
The Samurai army had deployed skewed to its own right, but seeing perhaps the rather uninspiring and unfrightening collection of troops in my centre, immediately started redeploying across to meet the Germans in the main part of the field of battle
Achdujehminen! With the Germans yet to move the Samurai were already dancing hither and thither at a rate of knots which could well confuse a German peasant even if he were not trying to understand whilst looking out through the nasal slit of an oversized steel bascinet!h
Flugzeugabsturzsicherungssystem! As the sun crept over the yard arm thoughts turned to whether it was time yet to break into the eclectic yet still utterly German selection of beverages provided in the hall kitchen by our German hosts... of perhaps coffee would do until at least the second game of the day!
Wasserkocherkalkablagerung! With little if any ability to do anything all that clever, the German army tanked slowly forwards, spreading a little wider as it advanced in the face of the still-redeploying Samurai forces.
The Samurai would be afraid of the German knights, but their shooting prowess would need to be mitigated by arrow-catching skills of the German crossbowmen and handgunners in the German skirmish screen
Himmelarschundzwirn! The Samurai were still utterly committed to the redeployment, shooting columns of infantry right across the battlefield (instead of shooting at the grateful Germans!).
With the on-fire Samurai cattle herd now moving up too, the Japanese penchant for extreme complexity would soon be tested - if their cavalry were to be forced to evade they may not avoid the columns of foot behind them blocking their exit path!
City Centre Samurai Battles
Suddenly, as if by clockwork the Free Cantonese troops pole-vaulted their way over the walls of the village in which they had been hiding, and raced at full bog-jumping speed towards the Samurai retainers lurking in a plantation (probably a vineyard for Mosel grapes) across the table in front of them.
The one German mounted cavalry lancer, a downgraded Knight operating on the cheap, would hopefully be enough to keep the Samurai swordsmen in the terrain, where the nasty little Free Canton stick men could pincushion them to their hearts content.
On the opposite flank the other collection of over-engineered German novelty items were looking to make their mark on the battle too, as the War Wagon combined with the rather ludicrous idea of a unit of mounted handgunners to prevent the Samurai light horse archers from running round the back of the German army and trying to loot their baggage.
ADLG hint - Mounted Handgunners count exactly the same as mounted crossbowmen in ADLG. As I said, over-engineered nonsense
Kuddelmuddel! The Samurai had the better of the initial exchange of shooting, and so decided to charge home to try and finish off the nonsensical techno bro's once and for all to gain a swift advantage on this potentially open flank
Fortunately for the Germans, such over confidence is always rewarded in ADLG by some poor dice, and this time the pips fell in their favour as the Samurai horsemen were cut up and removed efficiently and in short order
Straßenausbesserungsmaßnahmenplan! The veritable Hurtigen Forest of flags on the table was now starting to resemble a massive German Flag exhibition in a large publicly funded hall on the outskirts of a regional city, probably called FlagExpo or something equally imaginative and not at all literal oh no sir no.
In amongst the carnage of waving fabric there was also some fighting going on, as the German Knights on the left had joined with their lesser armoured brethren to launch a swift attack on the Samurai as they emerged from the terrain
On the right a charge of pikemen had scattered the Samurai horse contingent to the four winds, and probably some other winds as well all pointing at non-cardinal points of the compass as the Japanese cavalry struggled to find a way back past their own redeploying infantrymen
Zickezacke! The Knights slammed into the most densely packed part of the Samurai line, taking on the Heavy Foot Katana boys who the German pikemen had been so afraid of. They were however no match for a Knight in full charge, and both units suffered near-catastrophic levels of red-cube-3-hits damage from the mounted Germans powerful impact
Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän! With an air of inevitability only matched by the possibility of high quality bread for breakfast and beer for every other meal of the day, the Germanic Knights then finished off the last of the Samurai heavy foot resistance with some aplomb, presumably hoping to audition for the Teutonic Orders and some new freshly laundered white clothes in the near future on the back of this sterling performance
The Samurai line was now unhinged in the very centre, leaving a gaping hole which no amount of Hello Kitty-themed merchandise could distract even the most Kwai-favouring schoolgirl from noticing to be a rather huge problem
Kreisverkehrbeschilderung! With the Samurai cavalry having been scattered through their own lines by the advancing German pikemen, the Japanese army was in disarray as the jubilant Germans swept forward, mopping up the last elements of resistance faster than an Audi RS around the Nurburgring.
The Samurai collapse to defeat, as the Might of the Home Nation is vindicated - the Germans triumph!
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Post Match Summary from the Medieval German Commander
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Game 3 Medieval German vs Hungarian
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Game 5 Medieval German vs Flemish Low Countries
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