Early Medieval to 1400 at Warfare 2024
Swiss vs ThisArmy
Game 2 Swiss vs Medieval Spanish
Game 4 Swiss vs Communal Italian
Game 5 Swiss vs Medieval German
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The range of armies in the competition was surprisingly wide - we had supposed that everyone would pretty much pick League of Augsburg Anglo-Dutch (for its large number of superior all-shot units) or the Louis XIV Frenchies (for their pretty uniforms and general all round joie de vivre) however some surprising entrants distrubed the array of French and Dutch. Austrians clearly had something going for them, and the Ottoman army looked like an interesting choice too - both would no doubt feature lots of good quality armoured cavalry, a good choice against the generally weak mounted options available to most armies in the later book of lists
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The lists for the Swiss and ThisArmy from this game, as well as all the other lists from the games at Warfare can be seen here in the L'Art de la Guerre Wiki.
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Swiss Pikemen
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
When a Swiss Pike Block all do push-ups in training, they don't push themselves up.
They push the Earth down.
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
There was once a street in Zurich called Swiss Pike Block Strasse, but the name was changed as nobody crosses a Swiss Pike Block and lives
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
Every Swiss pikeman always carries around four weapons of mass destruction
His arms and his legs.
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When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet in case there is a Swiss Pike Block hiding in there
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
Every single Swiss Pikeman can believe It's not butter
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Post Match Summary from the Swiss Commander
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Swiss Pikemen
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
The captain of one Swiss pike Block has a huge European Brown bear rug at home.
It's not dead; it's just afraid to move
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
Swiss Pikemen do not sleep.
They wait.
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time?
A Swiss Pike Block.
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The Swiss
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The dark is afraid of a Swiss Pike Block.
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Battle of Morgaten
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Even though Switzerland is famous for it's timepieces, Swiss Pikemen do not wear watches.
They decide what time it is.
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The Result is a ...............
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Post Match Summary from the Swiss Commander
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from a Swiss Pike Block.
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
When a Swiss Pike Block forms up, the men in in don't breathe
They hold the air hostage.
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
Each Swiss Pike Block keeps an official unit diary
It's called the Guinness Book Of World Records
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The Result is a ...............
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Post Match Summary from the Swiss Commander
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Battle of Sempach
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
A Swiss Pike Block doing a 90 degree about-turn can unscramble an egg
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When a Swiss pikeman gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
During the pandemic, many leading hand sanitizers claimed they could kill 99.9 percent of all known germs.
A Swiss Pike Block can kill 100 percent of whatever it wants.
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How to annoy the Swiss
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
Liam Neeson has never even tried to find a Swiss Pike block
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The Result is a ...............
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Post Match Summary from the Swiss Commander
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Little-known Facts about Swiss Pikemen
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell stories about Swiss Pike Blocks
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Superman once had a fight with a Swiss Pike Block
The loser had to wear their underwear outside of their trousers
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Are the Swiss Funny?
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A Swiss Pike Block can lead the horses of a Lorrainer Knight unit to water AND make them drink
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Sharks have a Swiss Pike Block Week on their favourite TV channel
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The Result is a ...............
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Post Match Summary from the Swiss Commander
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